What I'd Cook For My Teacher

If I cooked hot lunch for my teacher,

I would start out with rattlesnake stew.

Then i'd serve her a centipede salad

and a tall glass milk mixed with

glue.

Next,a seaweed and jellyfish sandwich

For dessert, an a-chooberry pie.

When my teacher finds out what she's

eaten,

I hope the old bat doesn't die.