What I'd Cook For My Teacher

If I cooked hot lunch for my teacher,

I would start out with rattlesnake stew.

Then i'd serve her a centipede salad

and a tall glass milk mixed with

glue.

Next,a seaweed and jellyfish sandwich

For dessert, an a-chooberry pie.

When my teacher finds out what she's

eaten,

I hope the old bat doesn't die.

A Raining Day

We were all getting ready for school when we heard two strikes of thunder it was loud then it poured down with rain. Then we went to school. When we got to school I heard a noise like a ghost, it was creepy. I got into class we sat on the mat I was scared. I even saw a ghost "oooooooooooooooooooooo, I will geeeet yoou." I'm even scareder now. "aaaaaaaaaaaaah." I woke up. Oh it was just a dream after all. "Oooooooo NOT!" said the ghost!